Well, you can’t win them all, huh? Also, I am sick of hearing about Charlie. Rose’s daughter Kiersten is coming to visit (of course that is her name) with Rose’s granddaughter Charlie. Rose has to have her sign some papers for the will and blah blah whatever. There’s not a lot in it. Charlie was bad with money. But apparently good with his penis, if you know what I mean.
Rose’s daughter Kiesten is not at all interesting.
She’s sending her daughter Charlie to space camp. Charlie openly admits that she’s only going to meet boys who want to be astronauts (Blanche concurs.) This shallow b*tch also just wants to dress in clothes way too old for her.
Maybe Rose wants to judge Kirsten for raising a shallow daughter? Just like when Kiersten gets mad at Rose for spending the little amount of money that Charlie did have. What, you wanted your mother to live on the streets? Get a grip, guest star we will never see again.
The big joke is that Rose made her famous midwestern dessert, a honey molasses ginger rice krispie log,
which literally looks like a log of shit, if you know what I mean.
Rose and Kiersten make up because this is a sitcom.
Also, there’s a subplot about blood pressure, because bitches be old!
On with the clothes: some gratuitous nightgown showing off!
Blanche bought these socks and was way too excited about them. Insert joke about her legs always being in the air.
How I feel about episodes where their children come to visit: