Season 1, Episode 21, “The Flu”, as Reviewed By a Men’s Rights Activist

I’m so glad I get this platform to finally say something. I’m so tired about being drowned out by all these feminists that control the media! Finally, I get to say what many of you don’t realize- men are in trouble. Men are hurting. Men are aren’t men anymore!

This show, which I can only suppose is a group of women sitting around complaining about how stupid men are and then expect men to do everything for them, opens with Dorothy being fitted for what I can assume is an evening dress. It’s pretty sack-like, and she’s not showing off her body, which is totally against nature because that’s just BIOLOGY, you know? Women’s obligation to attract a mate. That means she expects the man to do ALL the work, and that is accepted by the so-called feminist doctrine. I call it MISANDRY!

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Blanche comes in with a new outfit which isn’t do her any favors in fulfilling her ability to compete for others for a mate Sophia, the elderly one, complains she doesn’t have a date. I mean, it’s like she feels OBLIGATED to have a date. women don’t have to earn their dates. But when I try to ask a girl out? BOOM. FRIENDZONED.

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Rose, the sweet woman who seems to understand the real role of a woman, is sick and gets everyone sick before this big fancy banquet. They all get really cranky and fight with each other, bickering over the heating pad, what shows to watch, etc. I mean, these feminists claim the power of unity among women, but look, get them together, they can’t even get along!

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Then, a doctor comes to the house, and Blanche admits she was expecting a male doctor. SEE! SEE! It’s true, more men are doctors because more men choose to be. It’s just a fact. This woman CHOSE to be a doctor instead of a teacher or admin assistant or work at Wal-mart, or whichever jobs women prefer doing over being a doctor. The doctor makes a joke about being a man, which is funny because hahahaha, because what man would ever WILLINGLY become a woman?

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Eventually they all get better and attend the banquet. Blanche and Sophia pay men to be their dates, which my god, if I ever told anyone my date was prostitute! I’d be CRUCIFIED! But now, it’s okay for women to do it. MISANDRY!

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Sophia wins the award at the banquet, which is about being a good citizen or something, I don’t know. I am just so mad thinking about how if there was ever a sitcom that centered on the lives of guys, I’d be told I need more “diversity” on my show, and this show is allowed to have all women on a show? It’s NOT FAIR!

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Excuse me, I’ve got to go protest at my local community college because they have a women’s resource center and refuse to make a Men’s Center. I don’t have my car, so I have to walk there by myself, which is actually nice, because I enjoy the ability to walk around the city at night by myself. So, to feminists I say,

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