If I knew more about the bible, I’d maybe be able to find a passage that mirrors the vignettes in this episodes. It seems as if it should teach us a lesson, like the three animals in Anti-Christ, a movie I love to bring up often in normal conversation. The episode revolves around cakes, and […]Read more "Season 2 Episode 25; “A Piece of Cake”, The Grump, The Fool & The Whore"
Growing up, I imagined my daughter Kate as a TEENAGER FROM MARS. I mean, my time as a teenager was so different. I never understood her need to hang out at the record store or all the time she and her friends wanted to talk on the phone. Then she comes along one day to […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 23; “Son-In-Law Dearest” as Told By Titles of Misfits Songs"
Devastatingly beautiful, charming 43 year old seeking two fun-loving gals to share devastatingly charming ranch home. Must be okay with multiple male visitors each and every night and strange sounds emitted from my boudoir. Roommates must participate in mass binge eating sessions at two in the morning. Possible to have semi-senile mother live with you […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 25: “The Way We Met”, Reviewed With a Craigslist Ad"
Blanche is all excited to see her father, who she calls Big Daddy. She misses The South, which to her, seems like, To Sophia, The South seems like, Blanche dresses in her Sweet Sixteen outfit for Big Daddy, and Big Daddy checks out her rack. Yea, it’s weird. Like a incestuous Gone With the Wind. […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 24: “Big Daddy”, as Reviewed By Buzzfeed"
What is the point of a Very Special Episode? Did sitcoms feel an obligation to teach us something? Was it simply a ratings grab? These days, every episode is a very special episode, because it doesn’t include molestation, assault, interpersonal violence or dismembered bodies it probably won’t last the season. Were they trying to imbibe […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 23, “Blind Ambition”; Our First Very Special Episode"
We started with some double ripple fudge, whose creamy texture reminded Rose of the cows she milked at home. She could feel the rush of the breeze up her undercarriage as she came out at 6am in her nightgown on that farm in Minnesota. The fudge ribbon was aggressive, providing a surprising touch exterior, but […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 22, “The Job Hunt”, as Reviewed By a Food Blogger"
I’m so glad I get this platform to finally say something. I’m so tired about being drowned out by all these feminists that control the media! Finally, I get to say what many of you don’t realize- men are in trouble. Men are hurting. Men are aren’t men anymore! This show, which I can only […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 21, “The Flu”, as Reviewed By a Men’s Rights Activist"
Welcome to Miami Convenient College, where it doesn’t matter what classes you take, they are only for retired women to take to get a promotion at work. If you are an attractive older lady who likes casual sportswear, be warned: you will be asked to suck a cock in order to get a good grade. […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 20: “Adult Education” Reviewed By the College Brochure"
So first, I wanna say, I can tell you really put a lot of work into it. There’s some really interesting stuff here. But I have a lot of questions? Firstly, why would this rich man fall in love with Blanche if she pretends not to care about his money?And the part where we’re told […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 19: “Second Motherhood” as Reviewed By That Pretentious Guy in Your MFA Workshop"
And what wonderful games they are! I would wear this outfit permanently if I looked like that. The gals are enrolled in tap lessons and have a recital coming up. I’ll say it for the millionth time, these ladies have a better social life than I have or will ever have. Dorothy, sprains her ankle […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 18: The Operation; Let’s Face it, This Episode Was About Showing Off The Ladies’ Gams"