Well, it’s always nice to see tv writers tryout some new things. Sitcoms can start to feel stagnant, and it’s always nice to take a risk on some new developments. For writers, it’s a creative exercise that is necessary to continue to challenge themselves in the realm of creativity. And ultimately, television is the most […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 26; “Empty Nests” or An Abomination of Television"
When I arrived at Bayside High on that fateful day, before I got a boner for Kelly Kapowski, before I got a secret boner for Zack Morris, I had a story. A secret story. My cover was that I was a military brat, and no one questioned why my father was white. But it […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 21;”Dorothy’s Prized Pupil”, the Childhood Memoir of Alfred Clifford Slater"
So yea when I got on the Miami beat I figured hey, how hard could it be, stopping robbers from taking little old ladies’ pocketbooks. [takes drag of cigar from side of mouth]. But then just my luck, bona-fide jewel thieves show up. There was only one way to get ‘em- and that meant makin’ […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 24: “To Catch a Neighbor” as reviewed by a gruff, seen-it-all before detective"
Romance is a falsehood, only pain and suffering provides us with the human experience. However, the mother stares grimly at the daughter, a grown woman enveloped in the stink of her own loneliness. The mother offers her a metaphorical teat: she is trying to purchase a date for her daughter to the big banquet. […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 22; “Diamond In the Rough” as Reviewed By Lars Von Trier"
Headlines From the aforementioned Ladymag : Unpopular Opinion: I’m Getting Plastic Surgery Because I Don’t Want to Look Old and Horrible Like My Haggard Best Friends It Happened To Me: I Went to My Sorority Reunion And I Wasn’t the Center of Attention and No One Told Me I Was Pretty My Elderly Mother is Emotionally […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 20: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?; as Reviewed By xoJane Headlines"
So, really, what is wrong with Rose? Like, really wrong? Did she have a split in reality after Charlie died? Early onset of Alzheimer’s? Because, let’s face it, no one could live with that much crazy. This time, she is chick-sitting for a neighbor’s show chicken, who plays the piano. Yes, you read that right. […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 19: “Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara”"
Well hello my people. How are you liking that long book I wrote? I’ve been dying to write a sequel but really, who has the time? I’ve been too busy saving people from natural disasters while leaving others to perish, inspiring songs from The Beach Boys and Joan Osbourne, helping celebrities win Oscars and […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 18: “Forgive Me Father,” As Reviewed By God"
A heater breaks in a house in Miami where four elderly women live. Unable to fix it, they took matters in their own hands. You’ll never believe what happened. A prayer to god is finally answered. You’ll never believe what he said. What happens when a woman sleeps in the same bed with her brothers […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 17, “Bedtime Story”, as Reviewed By Upworthy Headlines"
This week, the girls inhale some infectious gas and walk around talking to a wrapped blanket pretending it’s a baby. And then the ghost of the host of Family Feud that killed himself, and visits with the world’s youngest insult comic. And in the weirdest thing ever, Sophia eats clams linguine for breakfast! […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 16: “And Then There Was One”"
You really learn a lot about someone when they’ve had a brush with death. If they get all weepy about the meaning of life, they are the selfish ones. They have the delusion that they are here for a reason. It’s the ones that didn’t care, the ones with nothing to lose. that have something […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 15: “Before and After,” As Reviewed By Frank Underwood"