Previously on the Golden Girls….. You are receiving a call from an animal at ….a farm in Minnesota…. What can happen to animals in an instant, especially when they live half across the country? How can we really tell what they are feeling? Especially if they are a nice animal, and everyone says so. I […]Read more "Season 3, Episode 3: “Bringing Up Baby” as reviewed by the Serial Podcast"
If I knew more about the bible, I’d maybe be able to find a passage that mirrors the vignettes in this episodes. It seems as if it should teach us a lesson, like the three animals in Anti-Christ, a movie I love to bring up often in normal conversation. The episode revolves around cakes, and […]Read more "Season 2 Episode 25; “A Piece of Cake”, The Grump, The Fool & The Whore"
So yea when I got on the Miami beat I figured hey, how hard could it be, stopping robbers from taking little old ladies’ pocketbooks. [takes drag of cigar from side of mouth]. But then just my luck, bona-fide jewel thieves show up. There was only one way to get ‘em- and that meant makin’ […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 24: “To Catch a Neighbor” as reviewed by a gruff, seen-it-all before detective"
Glad I’m in hell, my crappy life on earth was not much to remember. At least not the last part of it. Life up until 40 was pretty damn great. There’s not a band in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame that I have not partied with. I went to burning man on a […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 4: “It’s a Miserable Life”, as Reviewed By The Ghost of Frieda Claxton"
I’ve already killed once, and now I have a thirst for murder. The first was Charlie, Rose’s doofy husband. We were having our usual sex night after the cows were milked, and bam, I gave him a heart attack. Rose, understandably, was scared to put me back in action for a while. Until Arnie, the […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 15, “In a Bed of Roses”, as reviewed by Rose’s Homicidal Vagina"