Season 2, Episode 11: “Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas”, As Told By An Oral History From The Writers’ Room

R. J. MCBOWLAN, HEAD WRITER: We wanted to do a Christmas episode that wasn’t like any others. We had thought about doing a “Christmas Carol” version with the ghosts of the pasts of all the ladies, but then I thought, let’s go edgier! Let’s add some really scandalous moments. CRISPIN DALY, STORY EDITOR: I thought, […]

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Season 2, Episode 10, “Love, Rose”; As Reviewed By The Designer of Dorothy’s Monstrous Teal Crushed-Velvet Tuxedo Dress

Some people live on this earth, contributing nothing, taking up resources, just existing. I am lucky that I have made my contribution to the world, and will die knowing my legacy. It is this: Ah, yes. When we have a tall, lean statuesque woman, it is best to dress her in swaths of crushed velvet […]

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Season 2, Episode 9: “Joust Between Friends,” As Reviewed By Me As I Descend Into A Depression Spiral

I don’t know you guys. There’s a lost dog that Rose brings home, purely for the point of using this “bitch” pun. Rose also like to talk as this dog in this annoying dog-cartoon voice. God Rose, your roommates already fucking hate you, why make them hate you more? Get some self-awareness. Can you imagine […]

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Season 2, Episode 1; “End of the Curse” as Reviewed By Your Shitty Senior Thesis

So here we are, how far we’ve come, the lives lived, the memories shared. Are these Girls Really Golden? Golden evokes royalty, regality, and value. Is this time in their lives the most valuable? Are their puerile hijinks more golden than their years raising a family, living the American Dream? In this artistic media of […]

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