When a sitcom lasts eight seasons, it’s damn near impossible to bat a winner in everyone episode. And that’s okay. If we love the characters, we’d watch them do anything. That’s what this episode was, so I really don’t want to waste your time going through it. Stan Zbornak returns, announces he’s getting triple bypass […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 13: “The Stan Who Came To Dinner”"
R. J. MCBOWLAN, HEAD WRITER: We wanted to do a Christmas episode that wasn’t like any others. We had thought about doing a “Christmas Carol” version with the ghosts of the pasts of all the ladies, but then I thought, let’s go edgier! Let’s add some really scandalous moments. CRISPIN DALY, STORY EDITOR: I thought, […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 11: “Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas”, As Told By An Oral History From The Writers’ Room"
Some people live on this earth, contributing nothing, taking up resources, just existing. I am lucky that I have made my contribution to the world, and will die knowing my legacy. It is this: Ah, yes. When we have a tall, lean statuesque woman, it is best to dress her in swaths of crushed velvet […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 10, “Love, Rose”; As Reviewed By The Designer of Dorothy’s Monstrous Teal Crushed-Velvet Tuxedo Dress"
I don’t know you guys. There’s a lost dog that Rose brings home, purely for the point of using this “bitch” pun. Rose also like to talk as this dog in this annoying dog-cartoon voice. God Rose, your roommates already fucking hate you, why make them hate you more? Get some self-awareness. Can you imagine […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 9: “Joust Between Friends,” As Reviewed By Me As I Descend Into A Depression Spiral"
Glad I’m in hell, my crappy life on earth was not much to remember. At least not the last part of it. Life up until 40 was pretty damn great. There’s not a band in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame that I have not partied with. I went to burning man on a […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 4: “It’s a Miserable Life”, as Reviewed By The Ghost of Frieda Claxton"
I tell you, some of these ladies are cut out for a life of glamour and intrigue like mine, others are just meant to live their ordinary lives bakin’ pies for the needy and giving jewelry to the poor. Or whatever it is women do these days, I couldn’t tell because I, Cecile M. Rosewater, […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 2; “Ladies of the Evening”, as Reviewed By an Old-Timey Hooker"
So here we are, how far we’ve come, the lives lived, the memories shared. Are these Girls Really Golden? Golden evokes royalty, regality, and value. Is this time in their lives the most valuable? Are their puerile hijinks more golden than their years raising a family, living the American Dream? In this artistic media of […]Read more "Season 2, Episode 1; “End of the Curse” as Reviewed By Your Shitty Senior Thesis"
Blanche is all excited to see her father, who she calls Big Daddy. She misses The South, which to her, seems like, To Sophia, The South seems like, Blanche dresses in her Sweet Sixteen outfit for Big Daddy, and Big Daddy checks out her rack. Yea, it’s weird. Like a incestuous Gone With the Wind. […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 24: “Big Daddy”, as Reviewed By Buzzfeed"
I’m so glad I get this platform to finally say something. I’m so tired about being drowned out by all these feminists that control the media! Finally, I get to say what many of you don’t realize- men are in trouble. Men are hurting. Men are aren’t men anymore! This show, which I can only […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 21, “The Flu”, as Reviewed By a Men’s Rights Activist"
Welcome to Miami Convenient College, where it doesn’t matter what classes you take, they are only for retired women to take to get a promotion at work. If you are an attractive older lady who likes casual sportswear, be warned: you will be asked to suck a cock in order to get a good grade. […]Read more "Season 1, Episode 20: “Adult Education” Reviewed By the College Brochure"